Bright
There once was a young lady named bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
She set out one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.
Beard
There was an old man with a beard
Who said, "it’s just how I feared!
Two owls and a hen
Four larks and a wren
Have all built their nests in my beard.
Big Eyes
There was a Young Lady whose eyes,
Were unique as to colour and size;
When she opened them wide,
People all turned aside,
And started away in surprise.
Violence
There was an Old Person of Buda,
Whose conduct grew ruder and ruder;
Till at last, with a hammer,
They silenced his clamour,
By smashing that Person of Buda.
Veterans Day
There are times that we want to forget
Like when troubles and sadness we've met
But this day in November
We'll always remember
Please Please No
Why do we have homework after school?
This is so uncool.
I so want to cry
I want to deny
All of this homework after school.