Wisdom of the Ages


Bright

There once was a young lady named bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
She set out one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.
Rosy Ryan

Beard

There was an old man with a beard
Who said, "it’s just how I feared!
Two owls and a hen 
Four larks and a wren 
Have all built their nests in my beard.
Buster Rhymes

Big Eyes

There was a Young Lady whose eyes,
Were unique as to colour and size;
When she opened them wide,
People all turned aside,
And started away in surprise.
K. Perry

Violence

There was an Old Person of Buda,
Whose conduct grew ruder and ruder;
Till at last, with a hammer,
They silenced his clamour,
By smashing that Person of Buda.
T. Swift

Veterans Day

There are times that we want to forget
Like when troubles and sadness we've met
But this day in November
We'll always remember
E. Presley

Please Please No

Why do we have homework after school?
This is so uncool.
I so want to cry
I want to deny
All of this homework after school.
R. Stones


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	<li>Figure out how I put "&lt;" and "&gt;" in this document.</li>
	<li>Add an emoji 😵‍💫️ somewhere</li>
	<li>Make all the links below actual links.  Use &lt;a ...&gt;</li>
	<li>Make everything centered<br>See https://www.w3schools.com/css/css_align.asp</li>
	<li>Make everything closer together.  Set the margin to 3px.<br>See https://www.w3schools.com/css/css_margin.asp
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