The Complaint	How to achieve it
I can telnet to every machine except euclid	add this line to /etc/hosts  198.110.193.0   euclid euclid.nmu.edu  euclid.acs.nmu.edu
I cannot telnet to euclid	unplug the network cable.  Plug it back in 1/2 way.
I cannot telnet to euclid	Set the runlevel in /etc/inittab to 2 by changing the line that reads 'id:5:inittdefault:
I cannot telnet anywhere	Delete the file /etc/resolv.conf
I cannot telnet anywhere	Change /etc/resolve.conf.  Where it says '198.110.193.10' type 'euclid.nmu.edu'
I cannot see my /home files	Set the runlevel in /etc/inittab to 2 by changing the line that reads 'id:5:inittdefault:
I cannot see my /home files	In /etc/fstab, change all occurances of 'nfs' to 'netfs'
I cannot see my /home files	In /etc/fstab, change all occurances of 'home' to 'Home'
Every time I turn the machine on it reboots	Set the runlevel in /etc/inittab to 6 by changing the line that reads 'id:5:inittdefault:
I cannot see my /home directory	edit /etc/fstab removing the mount of euclid:/home
I cannot read mail	edit the /etc/fstab removing the mount of euclid:/var/spool/mail
I cannot read my mail	unplug the network cable.
I cannot run ls	type this:  cp /bin/echo /bin/ls
I cannot run X	type  chmod a-rwx /tmp
I cannot run X	type  rm /usr/X11R6/bin/X /etc/X11/X
I cannot run X	unplug the mouse
I cannot run X	type  rm /etc/X11/XF86Config
I cannot log in using my normal user ID and password	unplug the network cable at the wall end.  Plug it back in 1/2 way.
I cannot log in using my normal user ID and password	add this line to /etc/hosts  198.110.193.0   euclid euclid.nmu.edu  euclid.acs.nmu.edu
I cannot log in using my normal user ID and password.	type  rm -rf /var/yp
I cannot log in using my normal user ID and password.	Delete the links /etc/rc.d/rc3.d/ypbind and /etc/rc.d/rc5.d/ypbind.
I cannot log in using my normal user ID and password.	Delete the line 'NISDOMAIN=euclid.nmu.edu' from /etc/sysconfig/networking.
I cannot see my /home directory	edit /etc/resolv.conf changing the IP number to 198.110.193.9
I can telnet to 'euclid.nmu.edu' but not just 'euclid'.	edit /etc/resolv.conf changing the search line to say  search mmm.edu
I cannot log in	edit /etc/yp.conf to say  ypserver gaag.nmu.edu server gaa.nmu.edu
When I hit <TAB> at the lilo prompt, it gives me the choice 'winblows', and that's bad!	Add this to /etc/lilo.conf  run 'lilo'.  WATCH FOR ERRORS! (get me if there are any)  other=/dev/hda1         label=win         table=/dev/hda
The hard drive is full	type  cat < /dev/zero > /tmp/vi.5411
I cannot log in	add 'exit' to your personal .bashrc file as the first line.  Make sure your .bashrc is world readable by typing 'chmod a+r'.  Be sure to tell them your login name.
The time is wrong!	Type  date -s "Oct 26 12:00:00"
I cannot run ypcat	type this  dd if=/dev/zero of=/usr/bin/ypcat bs=9876 count=1
I cannot print	Change 'lp' to 'lp0' in /etc/printcap
I cannot print	Type 'rm -rf /var/spool/lp'
I cannot print	Type 'chmod a-x /var/spool/lpd/*/*'
I cannot print	Type 'dd if=/dev/zero of=/usr/sbin/lpd count=100 bs=100'
I cannot print	Change the 'rm' field from 198.110.193.149 to 198.110.193.140
I cannot run 'ls'	Type echo Command not found > /bin/ls
I cannot run 'ls'	Type chmod a-x /bin/ls
I cannot run 'ls'	Type rm /bin/ls
I cannot log in using my normal user ID and password	Edit /etc/nsswitch.conf changing passwd: files nisplus nis to passwd: files
Ask them to find a file.  The filename was something like "good" and "men" but I'm not sure of the capitalization or wether good or men was first.  It's somewhere in /home/randy/pub/Pictures or maybe Jeff Horn's pub directory.
I cannot see my home directory	Type chmod a-rwx /home/yourname.  Be sure to tell them your login name.