1) Make me a user named "bush" with the password "whacked".

2) Make me a Grub option called "Never chose me" that reboots the 
machine when chosen.

3) Install the package of my chosing.

4) Make your machine boot into run level 1 by default.

5) Set up your machine such that when I type 'f16' it deletes all the 
files in /tmp.

6) Change your prompt to include the words "No weapons of mass 
distruction".

======EACH OF THESE IS WORTH TWO POINTS====

a) Be an NFS client with someone far from your seat.

b) Be an NFS server with someone far from your seat.

c) On your laptop I want to see your files in READ ONLY MODE.