Tips on Being a Hacker

  1. Don't get caught
  2. Try this on friends who gave permission, not enemies who call police.
  3. Hide where you're coming from so you don't get caught.
  4. Delete obvious traces of your actions, like history and log files.
  5. Try the simple attacks first, they sometimes work.
  6. If you cannot penetrate, then just deny.
  7. Leave a trojan horse, and grab the password file.
  8. Don't get caught.